On Late Night with David Letterman show was Vlady Roytepel, a dog whisperer from Azerbaijan from the former Soviet republic. A former dog trainer in the KGB who won some dog training contests as a trainer. He has lived in the United States for ten years now. As he describes on the Late Night show, his father was a biologist and he grew up around many animals. He aid he had good communications with chickens. His favorite dog is the Labrador retriever because he thinks this kind of dog is democratic and likes everyone. On the Late Night show David Letterman asked Vladey to show a few tricks with getting dogs to do what you want. Okay Vladey said to David, “you will be a pretend dog Labrador Maxx”, which reminded me on Oprah’s show when Dr. Ass asked Oprah to be a Penis. David said that he would prefer to be a Collie, but Vladey insisted that he be a Labrador. He showed how to demonstrate leadership by walking with the “dog”. David said you walk the dog or the dog walks you. He said that he teaches people how to pretend to be a dog by the sound of your voice being soft and friendly or low and calm. The dog will understand by the tone of your voice instinctively. For example if you say “stop it”, you need to say it with authority like you really mean it. The dog will interpret it like you are growling and really mean it. They then brought out CoCo a real chocolate Lab who liked to jump up on everyone. Vladey demonstrated how just with the tone of his voice how CoCo could be easily controlled. David Letterman then said that it was time for him to go home and drink from the toilet. I hope Vladimir will not turn into a dog completely as he demonstrates dog language by barking and talking dog too natural. He may go drink from a toilet as well.
“El Perrero” the Dogman is what locals nicknamed Cesar Millan in his native Mexican Village as a young teenager. He always had a pack of well-behaved dogs following him as pack leader. Cesar dreamed of becoming the best dog trainer in the world. Shortly after he came to the United States, he became the Godfather of all the canines that came into his presence. He has become the premiere dog behavior specialist, known throughout the world. He has appeared on many different television shows including Oprah and his 2004 series on National Geographic Channel series as the “Dog Whisperer”. Mr. Millan specializes in rehabilitating dogs from every problem dog behavior known.
Before Oprah’s dog Sophie past away, he was teaching her how to communicate with other dogs as she was so shy, introverted and generally only wanted to hang out with Oprah. Sophie would cry like a baby every time Oprah wanted to leave the house without her. After Cesar worked with Sophie on Oprah, which helped many dog owners watching with similar behaved dogs, she learned how to be more sociable with other dogs and less insecure when left alone. Many times, people treat dogs like babies and they need to understand they are animals with their own communication ways different than being babied by a human. “El Perrero” has worked with many celebrity dogs, which have some of the worst behavior problems.
Too bad Cesar Millan has not been able to work with Pie Boy the sweet and adorable cross-dressing Chihuahua who appeared with his owner Pam on the Dr. Phil Show awhile back. Pam has never let Pie Boy’s feet touch the ground or chew his own food as she chews his food for him. Pam should let Pie Boy chew his own food to keep his teeth strong before they get week and fall out. Then she will really need to chew his food very well for the rest of his life. Pam calls Pie Boy her son and sometimes sleeps on the floor when Pie Boy wants to streach out on the bed. When Pam and Pie Boy watch television she tries to not watch any violence, but if any violence occurs, she puts her hands over Pie Boys eyes and covers his ears. She brushes his teeth at least twice a day, which is the only good thing I believe she does for him. Dr Phil asked her if a psychiatrist has ever evaluated her, which I believe was a very legitimate question. Dogs love to run on grass and roll around in the dirt and smell everything around including other dogs’ behinds. When they touch the natural land they are grounded with the earth and receive energy. How does this victim go to the bathroom if he never touches the ground? Hopefully, Pam uses BioBags to catch his poop in the air when she is carrying her “son”. Cesar, rescue Pie Boy before he loses his teeth and loses his dog nature. This dog is not a spoiled son, but a victim of crazy treatment by irresponsible, selfish and silly pet owner.
